An old salt sailor, a tugboat crewman, and a recreational
boater went into a bar to get a drink. They each found a fly floating around in their beer. The recreational boater looked
in his glass and said, "hey bartender I have a fly in my beer. Give me another." The tugboat crewman looked
in his beer, found the fly, picked it out and continued drinking. The old salt sailor looked in his beer, saw the fly, grabbed
it by the wings, shook it over the glass and yelled, "Spit it out, Spit it out!"
Sherlock
Holmes and Dr. Watson were on a sailing trip. They had gone night sailing and were lying on the deck looking up at
the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does
that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?"
"Well, to me, it means someone has stolen our bimini!"
A gust
of wind blew a women's hat into the water while sailing on a tall ship. A body hurled over the rail and saved
the hat. Coming back on board, the man was cheered by the other passengers. The captain asked the man, "Brilliant job,
mate. Is there anything I can do for you?" The man said, "You can tell me who pushed me!"
